I bought myself an iced mocha. I deserve it for dealing with /normal/ people and not causing them bodily harm.

sirboastalotsstories:

friendlywarningmydear:

sirboastalotsstories:

friendlywarningmydear:

sirboastalotsstories:

Do you expect some sort of reward every time you do something simple? Like giving a child a gold star.

Tolerating people is a lot more complex then you think, Jim.

It’s adorable that you think I don’t know that. I do have a company that is, well, world wide. I have clients that are too idiotic to take care of their own problems and need a psychopath to do it for them. I have incompetent workers, say for Seb. I deal with people everyday.

…Hush.

I know that. We both deal with them everyday, you’re just better at manipulating them so they’re more tolerable. I however just ‘ruin’ things.

It’s called being clever, but I suppose manipulating is another good word. You should try it sometime. You’d be surprised at how well things run when you work on the darker side of things.

“Confirmed Bachelor John Watson.”

Can I just say how I love that Sherlock knew the exact page and line that John was mentioned? Didn’t delete that, did ya?

(Source: deductivism)

I bought myself an iced mocha. I deserve it for dealing with /normal/ people and not causing them bodily harm.

sirboastalotsstories:

friendlywarningmydear:

sirboastalotsstories:

Do you expect some sort of reward every time you do something simple? Like giving a child a gold star.

Tolerating people is a lot more complex then you think, Jim.

It’s adorable that you think I don’t know that. I do have a company that is, well, world wide. I have clients that are too idiotic to take care of their own problems and need a psychopath to do it for them. I have incompetent workers, say for Seb. I deal with people everyday.

I bought myself an iced mocha. I deserve it for dealing with /normal/ people and not causing them bodily harm.

sirboastalotsstories:

Do you expect some sort of reward every time you do something simple? Like giving a child a gold star.

Hello my little piggys~

apaisleygirl:

friendlywarningmydear:

This big bad wolf is bored so better entertain me before I huff and puff and _B l o w  a few banks down.

You are insane.

And now we have a firm grasp of the obvious. Whatever would we do without you?

Hello my little piggys~

This big bad wolf is bored so better entertain me before I huff and puff and _B l o w  a few banks down.

Well hello there Molly.

Hello my gingerbread dolls~

reichenbachsniper:

friendlywarningmydear:

reichenbachsniper:

friendlywarningmydear:

Just making sure darling. You know I forget when it comes who has competence or not.

Mhm. I’ll let you know when it gets done then.

And that is why you are my second in command. So hard to find good help these days. 

Yeah, so you keep saying.

Seb, I’m bored.

Hello my gingerbread dolls~

reichenbachsniper:

friendlywarningmydear:

Just making sure darling. You know I forget when it comes who has competence or not.

Mhm. I’ll let you know when it gets done then.

And that is why you are my second in command. So hard to find good help these days. 

mychemicalnachos:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

(Source: sombriero)

mokou:

agent-355:

nolivingman:

piratesswoop:

thedistortedone:

relativemorals:

YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle.

Yes, you are reading.You are just reading a “lesser” form of book. Reading isn’t just reading the words on a page/screen, it’s smelling the book, new or old, it’s wearing the books spine out after rereading it for the X’th time, it’s leaving crease marks on a page you flipped too fast because you were that eager to get to the next page, and most of all, it’s losing yourself in a book to the point where the world around you no longer exists. And I, for one, cannot lose myself in an electronic screen. The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic. So you may be reading a book, but you will never truly experience a book unless you read it in a printed medium.

lol this pretentious bullshit. “The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic.” i mean really. anyway, the words of your reblog have no depth or meaning to me since i’m reading them in electronic form, but u tried it

LMAO I CAN’T

go sniff a book and get the fuck off tumblr bc ur electronic words mean nothing 2 me

BUT GUYS IT’S NOT A REAL BOOK B/C YOU CAN’T SMELL IT

YOU CAN’T RUN YOUR TONGUE UP ITS SPINE

YOU CAN’T WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN WHAT YOU PERCEIVE TO BE ITS EAR

do you not realise how creepy you sound

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

Hello my gingerbread dolls~

reichenbachsniper:

friendlywarningmydear:

Bored, actually. Nothing to do lately.

Oh, that will soon change my dear. Plus you have another kidnapping to do tomorrow night so don’t forget that~

Yeah, yeah, like I’m gonna forget. It’s at the top of my list, Boss.

Just making sure darling. You know I forget when it comes who has competence or not.

^{S: Is everything a joke to you?}

^{M: Only the things that matter.}

Hello my gingerbread dolls~

Bored, actually. Nothing to do lately.

Oh, that will soon change my dear. Plus you have another kidnapping to do tomorrow night so don’t forget that~

(Source: friendlywarningmydear)

Hello my gingerbread dolls~

reichenbachsniper:

friendlywarningmydear:

reichenbachsniper:

friendlywarningmydear:

Gingerbread dolls?

Problem with my use of words?

Good. How are you the Seb?