richardbrookstheundyingmortician:

patella-frontal-radius:

hiddenblondie:

tugamaggie:

improvisedchronicles:

untold-tales:

dreamparticles:

senuiq:

althelamp:

senuiq:

beingnerdtastic:

lestrade 

221 Baker street 

molly hooper

landlady, not a housekeeper

sometimes you dont talk for days on end

old age dull

dhfiuoahdiuapfhds

Sherlock

221 B

Sally Donovan

Consulting Detective

Use too many Nicotine Patches

Reichenbach

…

Are you sure I’m not just Sherlock?

I did this for the lulz. Because I’m not in this fandom.

Then I scrolled down.

And I had the EXACT same results as Senuiq. 

WAT.

*keeps dragging them*

THEY WON’T CHANGE.

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Marry: John Watson
Living: 221 Baker Street
Neighbor: Molly Hooper
Occupation: Consulting Detective
Worst thing about you: You don’t have friends.
How I’ll die: Reichenbach. :(

… ARE YOU SURE I’M NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES? *SHOT*

Marry: Sherlock Holmes
Living: 221B Bakerstreet
Neighbour: Sally Donovan
Occupation: Consulting detective
worst things: Use too many nicotine patches.
How will I die: Reichenbach 

Marry: Jim Moriarty (aaaaaaaaaaaw yes)
Living: 221B Bakerstreet
Neighbour: Ms. Turner married ones 
Occupation: Consulting driminal
worst things: You love to be dramatic
How will I die: Ate to much jam…

Marry: Jim Moriarty
Living: 221C Bakerstreet
Neighbour: Mrs. Hudson (legit, considering where I live XD)
Occupation: Cabbie
worst things: You use too many nicotine patches
How will I die: Old age. Dull.

ooc: As Blondie

Marry: John Watson 
Living: Afghanistan 
Neighbor: Anderson
Occupation: IT worker
worst things: I pickpocket people when they’re annoying
How will I die: Gun Shot D:

As me:

Marry: Irene Adler
Living: Afghanistan
Neighbor: Molly Hooper
Occupation: Consulting Criminal
worst things: Landlady NOT a housekeeper
How will I die: Ate too much Jam

Seems legit.

I Married: John

We live in: Afghanistan

Our neighbors are:The married ones

Occupation:The homeless network

Worst thing about me: I don’t have friends

How I die: Bullet wound

…what?

Moriarty, 221C Baker Street, Molly, Blogger, I never get the milk, blown up.

Riiiight …

((Sherlock Holmes. Afghanistan. Anthea. Wot?))

(Source: breathingsboring, via gammasigmatheundyingmortician)

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