Most think I’m the king in the tale, but really I’m Rumpelstiltskin.

I find it really amusing the father is the real villain, yet he’s not mentioned twice in the story. Come ask me stuff or I’m jump around a house on fire like the little man in the story.

No wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul

Fill my ask box before I fill the void in your lives with sorrow.

Or is that being to vague? Perhaps I should just say you should keep me entertained before I use your life to entertain myself.

Notifications are red, Tumblr is blue

I except some messages, or Sebastian is coming after you~

Sodium acifluorfen is red, Vanadyl is blue

I’ll take you off my hit list, if I can buy you a drink or two~

What a lovely askbox I have.

All the better for you little reds’ to use. This big, bad wolf is hungry; So do come and entertain me before I decide to be so naughty~

Jim Moriartyx

M_ I’ve had better.

Rapunzel is out playing, so come ask the old witch some questions.

Let’s see who daddy loves best.

You don’t know how it feels

thegingerintheredjumper:

friendlywarningmydear:

thegingerintheredjumper replied to your post: Do you sleep with women too? *flutters eyelashes*

Yeah because they don’t fuck back.

Don’t take me for a coward or a fool. I despise those who do such to women. I don’t need to take what I want when they are ever so willing to give it to me.

(Pictures wont work for me *creys?!?!?!**)

Oh so many people are so willing to give anything to you, you stupid bastard. It’s not like the participants enjoy it though is it? Not with having to look at your face!

Fifth grade insult, how delightful. I can assure you many quite enjoy my face. I am Mr.Sex after all. The Irish accent helps as well~

What a lovely askbox I have.

All the better for you lot to entertain me with. Come ask the big bad wolf some questions.

Jim Moriarty xx

We were made for each other

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?